So you’ve just had a breakup, and let’s be honest—it sucked.

Now, whether you’re a seasoned dating veteran or a reborn single, navigating the next chapter can feel like a cosmic spin kick.

Cue Maren Morris, who’s here to lay down the law on post-divorce dating rules

rules as fresh as a daisy and as solid as your grandma’s advice (minus the guilt trip).

Because Her Name is Maren, and She Makes the Rules

After finalizing her split from Ryan Hurd in January, Morris sat down with People magazine and hit us with wisdom that feels like the sun slicing through rainclouds. ‘Pouring myself into another person is probably not a healthy way of going about things,’ she says. Translation: Don’t be a doormat, darling.

‘You have to be a spectacularly impressive individual to add something to my life,’ she declared. And why shouldn’t she? This woman’s got a career, a home, and a munchkin—things that are cemented by her own hustle. If you’re gonna saunter into her orbit, you better shimmer, not drain, her resources. That’s ‘financially, emotionally, and spiritually,’ in case you missed the memo.

The Low Pressure Dance

In this public-yet-private landscape, Morris is taking a laissez-faire approach to dating. ‘I don’t hide any part of myself,’ she notes. Well, obviously, the woman’s life is Pinterest material. Protecting her heart is a top priority, and she’s all about relaxing into the dating scene without trying to make fireworks explode. After all, dates should be fun, not auditions for ‘Who Wants to Be My Next Ex?’

Meeting strangers and forming connections based on true conversation? Newsflash: It’s harder than finding a needle in a haystack. Yet here she is, navigating it all like a boss.

The Split Story

Maybe you’re wondering, what was the straw that broke the camel’s back? Filed under ‘irreconcilable differences,’ Morris’s divorce from Hurd is as classic as apple pie. ‘The Middle’ singer put in a request for joint custody of their three-year-old son, Hayes, which, because justice isn’t always blind, was granted in January.

The Tale of Two Songbirds

Cue the ‘aww’ fest: Morris and Hurd met back in 2013, writing ‘Last Turn Home’ for Tim McGraw together. Friendship turned fabulous in 2015, and the couple eventually tied the knot in 2018. Turns out, once you start penning bangers together like ‘Hero,’ ‘Girl,’ and ‘Humble Quest,’ romance just kind of happens.

While it’s easy to sell records about love, no one’s immune to the waves of real life. Sometimes, image and reality are shocking bedfellows.

Signing Off with Style

Step aside, Cynical Sally, because Morris isn’t letting divorce dull her sparkle. If you’re strolling onto her well-maintained lawn, she’s got one request: don’t mess it up. The bar’s set high, with one thumb firmly on your emotional pulse and the other on your intentions. Ready to take notes, real suitors?

So, while navigating the labyrinth of love, you might want to keep Maren’s mantra in mind: Be more, drain less, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll make the cut—but only if you’re ready for prime time. Welcome to the new era of dating, folks, where self-love isn’t just recommended, it’s downright mandatory.

Mary’s Unruly Opinion

Here’s where I chime in, darling readers. Maren Morris just laid down the gauntlet. Are you taking notes? Because if you’re going to dive into the choppy waters of dating post-divorce, you’d better be bringing your A-game. And whether you’re adding glitter to her universe or guarding your peace like it’s the last cookie in the jar, one thing’s for sure: dating is a dance, and she’s leading with style.